Does anyone else wonder if that's Tenley's real voice? It's a little weird, no? Aside from the baby/helium talk, she's definitely the classier pick. They just look like a good match frolicking on the beach together with their matching little hardbodies.
And HOW ABOUT when Jake and Vienna were having dinner and he busts out with, "So, what kind of rings do you like...thick band or thin? Princess cut or round?" I nearly fell out of bed. Just wrong.
My personal favorite is when each of these women professed their undying love to him and he awkwardly smiles, shrugs, kisses them, and says "That means so much -thank you for saying that". Burn.
I can't wait for the 'Women Tell All' show to reunite with Michelle.
You may remember her as Miss "I really really really really REALLY want a husband. It's MY TURN!"
Gotta love it.
Ah, the Bachelor! I swore after Jason's season that I would never watch it again and here I am, sucked in again. It's like a train wreck, I tell ya....I guess that is Tenley's voice, though it doesn't seem normal. Supposedly she's been employed as a princess at Disneyworld for the past couple of years so I guess she got used to speaking in a high pitch. I agree, her body is ridiculous - I should strive for arms like those! Vienna is....ugh, Vienna. I just can't stand watching the two of them together. Next week should be interesting!
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha - SO TRUE!! If you want to read hilarious breakdowns of that show, go to www.realitysteve.com - so funny! He knows who wins, so don't go there if you want to be surprised. :)
ReplyDeleteI am in love with Tenley's green dress in the photo you posted - I tried to find it, but no luck. :(
I'm like the worst blooger now, if you haven't noticed - and you are SO GOOD! I love reading your posts!! :)
Tenley is for sure has her own issues with all the baby talk,however she is still my first choice! (and has been since day one) I just know deep down he is going to pick Vienna the "sausage queen" as I like to call her... nothing personal, I don't know the girl, but seriously who names their daughter Vienna?? I am just as upset about the whole final two and completely agree he has no clue what he is looking for selecting complete opposites. You better watch next week, so I can IM you and talk about it on Monday.
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