Oscar Faves and Fails

You know...I didn't exactly get my annual Oscar butterflies this year. I thought the red carpet lineup was just a tad lackluster. However, I did have a favorite...

I know everyone is POURING the haterade all over this dress, but it was my absolute fave because:

 
{1} It's 5 shades of purple {2} It's ruffled {3} It has a fabulous train 

 
I thought this was fab, but I would have loved to see some bigger hair. Call me tacky, but I just love me some big hair. 

 
Gorgeous. I think she needs a little color though, no? Not an orangesicle fake bake tan, just a little color. 

And...the FAILS


 
Seriously - I know you're ten, but stand up straight ladies. 

  

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Sorry, I fell asleep for a second. 

  
JLo circa 1999. Been there, seen that.  

I just read back over this and realized how Negative Nancy I sound. Here's hoping for more excitement next year. :)

6 comments:

  1. Great picks! (Although, I have to admit that I wasn't a big fan of Zoe's dress from the waist down...sorry!). What on earth was up with Miley's hunched shoulders the whole evening? And I thought Kate Winslet could have done something so fabulous but that was a major snooze...

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  2. hilarious. i agree with your comments! and I too love me some big hair! ;-)

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  3. haha great post! I loved Miley's dress, just not on her - someone else could have easily made it look amazing with the right posture ;) and accessories. Loved your recap!

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  4. I love your comments. hysterical. And right!

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  5. Just found your blog through Penny Lane...my name is Alyssa too, and just from looking at your blog I see so many similarities!

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